i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
I’m so fucking sorry.
★ For wiz-chic
The one around the nipple!
“There is no mystery about me. The more one tries to uncover the mystery, the more they’ll find out I’m just like everybody else. You know, I don’t know why people say, God, he’s such a normal guy!, like that’s some great revelation. I mean, some people are more gifted than others in certain areas, but we all bodily functions and love our families in some way or another.”
lotr meme - seven places (1/7) ↬ The Shire
“I hate you so much right now.”
“No, you don’t. You love me.”
The international symbol for “maybe I’ll make two sandwiches, not sure just yet”